I should probably make this post before I fall into bed and take a twelve hour nap, because spacey Jen is spacey (and also not quite sure how it is not even 1:00 yet).
After my kidney stone adventure on Friday, as soon as I felt up to it I got on Ravelry and hunted. You probably know where this is going. There are no kidney stone patterns I can find, but there is a free felted kidney pattern. You have to be a Rav member to get it. If you're curious what a felted kidney looks like, check out Knitting Sandwich's blog post about her project.
Why? Because I'm weird, even when I'm not drugged up on morphine.